Christina Aguilera Knows That Drinking Is Bad For The Baby, Right?
Oh, I see how it is. I take a break from the dick jokes to try and save a two-year-old fetus and suddenly I'm the bad guy here. Well, excuuuse me, Princess. [Ed. Note: I'm trying this new thing where I...
View ArticleChristina Aguilera’s Last Album Is From The Future So That’s Why No One...
"Ohmygod, I haven't eaten all day. Just one bite..." "What did you say, mama?" "Nothing!" Seen here taking her moleman/human hybrid son Max to the Pumpkin Patch because he always burrows out the best...
View ArticleChristina Aguilera & Kim Kardashian Tie For ‘Most Breastiest’ Costume
Here's Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian who both wore costumes showcasing their tits, so I'm not even going to come up with something clever to say about that because absolutely none of you will...
View ArticleChristina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans? There’s No Way That’s Right
Christina Aguilera almost exclusively wears stretchy pants or a form-hugging dress (both commando), except here she is actually wearing jeans while promoting The Voice last night. So if everyone could...
View ArticleRemember How Christina Aguilera Got Really Skinny? That’s All Over Now
Sometime around April of last year, Christina Aguilera got crazy skinny after looking perpetually pregnant for most of 2012 and almost ruining The Voice in the process. Except, good news, she is...
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